I have returned, for better or for worse, so let us proceed with my shameless yet gratifying worship of that most demonic of species-the human female. Let's hear it now for Maria Brink, the lead singer and founder of the Albany New York based metal band In This Moment.
I won't go so far as to say I'm in love. However, I do love her for everything I hate her for. Right now, that would be for getting my dick hard over the internet.